Mankind teams up with Hell to save existence from extinction at the hands of a rapturing giant Jesus. 改编(🚱)自小松重男(nán )的(🈲)小说(🐕)(shuō )《 蚤(zǎo )とり侍》，阿(⭐)部(bù(🤽) )宽饰(🌻)(shì )演的武(wǔ )士因(❇)得罪(🕧)了藩主而被(bèi )流(😙)放(fà(🗒)ng )为打着(zhe )除猫蚤的(⌚)名号实则向(xiàng )女顾(gù )客卖“肉(💚)”的“工口武士”小林(🤷)(lín )宽(💁)之进。第一个客人(🥟)小峯(👂)（寺(🧢)岛(dǎo )忍饰(shì(🏊) )）神(😹)似其(🤓)亡妻，谁知才(cái )几(🥫)分(fè(😢)n )钟就(jiù )被骂床技(🏙)差，于(📿)是他下定决(jué )心磨(mó )炼(🐁)起了床笫之术。丰(🏗)(fēng )川(⏸)悦司(sī )饰演(yǎn )传(😅)授主(🧕)人公取悦女性(xì(💯)ng )之道(🚨)的(de )妻(🚠)管(guǎn )严的清兵 卫(🚣)，前(qiá(🏖)n )田敦(dūn )子饰演(yǎ(🤩)n )清兵(🔱)卫的妻子。斎藤(té(🧤)ng )工饰(shì )演阿部(bù )宽的邻居清(📓)贫却免费(fèi )教书(✖)(shū )的(💎)私塾(shú )教师佐伯(⚓)友之(🚐)介 大(🔌)陆(lù )某部(bù(🉐) )级高(🈂)官涉(😀)嫌指派情妇来港(⭕)洗(xǐ(💦) )钱，且金(jīn )额巨大(🔒)。为此(📘)，ICAC（廉政(zhèng )公署(shǔ )）陆(lù(😦) )志廉（古天乐 饰(😂)）和(🌵)JFIU（联合(hé )财富(fù(🦊) )情报(🍭)组）刘保强（张(➡)(zhāng )智(🌀)霖 饰(👐)(shì )）联(lián )合展开(🧐)调查(🥉)。可就在(zài )此时，陆(🎂)被(bè(🤩)i )指控巨额财产来(🐇)(lái )路不(bú )明，遭(zāo )到廉政公署(😘)L组（内部(bù )纪律(⛸)(lǜ )调(🏟)查组(zǔ )）程德明(🖐)（郑(🖥)嘉颖(⛴) 饰(shì )）的(de )调(❌)查，并(😹)最终(🏣)得到停职的处(chù(🗞) )分。为(📛)证明自己清白，陆(🙄)志廉千(qiān )方百(bǎi )计找(zhǎo )到举(👳)报自己的女孩Eva（(🥙)邓(dè(♉)ng )丽欣(xīn ) 饰），发现(🤷)这一(🥧)切都与正在调查(😽)(chá )的(🤺)洗(xǐ(🥝) )黑钱案件息息相(🆕)关。未(⚓)过多(duō )久，中国反(🕳)贪局(📚)侦查处处(chù )长洪(💲)亮(liàng )（丁(dīng )海峰 饰）也来到(😻)(dào )香港(gǎng )，其矛(má(🦇)o )头正(🤓)是洗钱案的幕后(😘)(hòu )首(🔈)脑(nǎ(🖋)o )张部长(zhǎng )（(🦕)冯雷(😳) 饰）(📮)。 Vampires have just made themselves public! Now a group of documentarians have been granted access to spend some time with them and learn how they live and coexist with humans. But as reality sets in, the crew realize they are in for far more than they bargained for. 这是一(yī )部关(guā(♎)n )于股(➖)票(piào )交易的影片(👽)，处处流(liú )露着(zhe )金钱和欲望，一(🎏)个草根凤凰(huáng )男(🎈)逆(nì(🌛) )袭的(de )故事。男主出(❄)生并(💗)成长(zhǎng )在印(yìn )度(💭)的(de )一(📽)个小(🛥)山村里。男主一心(📶)梦(mè(🖱)ng )想前(qián )往孟买，去(🕟)为自(🔽)己的(de )偶像（一位(wèi )金融大鳄）去打(dǎ )工。金融(🌒)大(dà )鳄亦是贫寒(🎗)出身(📂)但却(què )成功(gōng )逆(🤒)袭的(❓)(de )典范(🔵)。男一号发誓要(yà(🈲)o )成为(🙂)(wéi )像该金(jīn )融大(🏪)鳄一(🏽)样的成功男(nán )士(💬)。男一号(hào )凭借自己 的努力和(🔔)对(duì )机遇(yù )的掌(🥄)控，在(🔒)一年时间内，成(ché(🔲)ng )为该(🐨)(gāi )金融(róng )大鳄最(♋)得力(🐰)的助(🍤)手。一(yī )时间(jiān )，宾(📴)(bīn )利(🏥)，私人飞机，游艇都(🕹)已是(🤴)(shì )囊中(zhōng )之物；顺便，男一号(hào )再抱得(dé )美人(📁)(rén )归。然而，一切(qiē(🕸) )的成(🚯)(chéng )功都来(lái )的太(🥀)突然(😙)。男一(💭)号殊(shū )不知(zhī )自(💓)己只(✉)(zhī )不过是金融大(🚉)鳄的(🐓)傀(guī )儡。而漂亮(lià(📱)ng )的女友也只不过是金(jīn )融大(🚖)(dà )鳄的情妇而已(🚆)。摆在(👹)男一号(hào )面前(qiá(🖕)n )有两(👨)条路。是接受金融(💞)大鳄(🏉)(è )所(🤓)给(gěi )的上(shàng )亿支(🔼)票继(🐬)续为奴，还是推倒(♏)(dǎo )金(🤰)融(róng )大鳄，自己彻底翻身？ Hodja is a dreamer. He wants to experience the world, but his father insists he stays home and takes over the family’s tailor shop. Fortunately, Hodja meets the old rug merchant El Faza, who gives him a flying carpet. In exchange he has to bring the old man’s little granddaughter, Diamond, back to Pjort. El Faza can’t travel to the Sultan city himself, as the mighty ruler has imposed a death sentence on El Faza, on the grounds that he has stolen the Sultan’s carpet. However, city life isn’t quite what Hodja expected, and he only survives because of Emerald, a poor but street smart girl, who teaches him how to manage in the big world. But when Hodja loses his carpet to the power-hungry sultan, his luck seems to run out. Will he complete his mission, find El Faza’(🥀)s granddaughter and return safely back to Pjort? You won't be sleeping. Time for Angela to pass the torch? ONLY she knows.